THE LUCK OF THE BERN …

Watch out America if Bernie Sanders ever finds his Irish roots… then we are going to feel the O’Bern … or a McBern … or PaddyBern… or feel the fecking Bern … or Bern and the little people …. and a double Bern for that fella in the corner … and a pint of Bern …. a Bern for everyone in the audience … you can’t beat the Bern … oh holy Bern … mother of divine Bern … no Berns allowed … no Bern need apply … sweet Bern on high … where’s the shamrock Bern …. happy saint Bern’s day… and what ever you are having yourself Bern… the luck of the Bern … Oh Bernie boy the pipes the pipes are calling…