Category: Thoughts

PAIN …. ?

An Irish girl went into the dentist and said she would rather have a baby than have a tooth taken out. The dentist replied: ‘Make up your mind before I tilt the chair.’

02 Feb 2016
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IRISH AIR MEALS

After being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up.  I don’t know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on

31 Jan 2016
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Inmost Hearts

Confucius says: Life leads the thoughtful woman on a path of many windings. Now the course is checked, now it runs straight again. Here winged thoughts may pour freely forth in words, there the heavy burden of knowledge must be shut away in silence. But when two people are at one in the inmost hearts,

25 Sep 2014
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Who Owns The World

A few people own most of our world. The global financial industry – stocks/shares, bonds and other markets – is controlled, owned and manipulated by the same people who own the world’s central banking system. They also own a large percentage of all the world’s major corporations. This little group controls Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan,

21 Sep 2014
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Can Can

A judge asked a brawny man why he stole a can of pears. “I was hungry.” “How many were in the can?” “Six pears.” “You will do a day in jail for every pear.” “Judge,” shouted the burly man’s wife, “he also stole a can of peas.”

20 Sep 2014
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Hoover

A joke from the Edinburgh festival: “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust.”

12 Sep 2014
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