Can Can

A judge asked a brawny man why he stole a can of pears.

“I was hungry.”

“How many were in the can?”

“Six pears.”

“You will do a day in jail for every pear.”

“Judge,” shouted the burly man’s wife, “he also stole a can of peas.”

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